Clocked Out Couture:

Wear Your Work Woes.“Because if you’re going to suffer through the 9-to-5 grind, you might as well do it in style
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Introducing Clocked Out Couture:

the brand that transforms your daily grind into wearable sarcasm. We specialize in apparel that lets you showcase your work woes with a smirk, because if you’re going to suffer through the 9-to-5, you might as well do it in style. 
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Funny Unisex Tee - 'Clocked Out by 9:07'

By 9:07 I’d already faked 3 smiles, answered one email with ‘per my last message,’ and mentally quit twice — but sure, let’s circle back.

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$29.41 USD
$29.41 USD
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HR-Approved(Barely)

  • Burn Out But Still Employed

    Your dreams didn’t die — they just got promoted to “maybe next year.” Wear your exhaustion like a badge of honor.

  • Corporate Casualties

    “Let’s circle back.” “Touch base.” “Per my last email.”

    Congrats, you’ve earned your trauma tee. Now wear it loud.

  • HR Can’t Stop You

    Passive-aggressive? Absolutely. Fireable offense? Not quite.

    Our shirts say what you’re thinking — and what HR wishes you wouldn’t.
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